p.s. If anyone else out there is terrified of being eaten by a bear, take a hint from Becky Harvey, if a bear attacks just jump on its back and start cussing


t month we had the privilege of crossing into Spanish Fork, which truly is a whole different world. As we sat down I noticed that everyone around me spoke with a little twang, and were all dressed in cowboy boots, jeans and cowboy hats. Let's note that we are only about 15 minutes from Provo. The Rodeo was in one word, spectacular. We saw bronc riding, team roping, steer wrestling, barrel racing, rodeo clowns, bull riding and my personal favorite- mutton bustin'. What is mutton bustin' you might ask? Well let me explain, a small child, about 5 or 6 holds on to an angry mutton as long as it can while it runs around trying to throw it off. Rory and I fully intend to train our child in the prestigious sport of mutton bustin', that is of course unless DCFS steps in and shuts down mutton bustin' across the country, and if that is the case, we can always move to Mexico.

was gathered at the edge of the river, lapping up some water. It was incredibly peaceful and we hope to return and try kayaking down the river. The one thing we did not anticipate was how DANG cold the water is. After spending my summers swimming in Lake Michigan I figured it couldn't be any worse... HOLY MOLY was I wrong! Rory shivered the last half hour of the trip even though it was 90 degrees out. Maybe next time we'll get some wetsuits.
Provo appears to be a sleepy little boondock town, that would be somewhat inconsequential if Brigham Young University and its 30,000 students had not plopped down in the middle of it. However, when it comes to the fourth of July, Provo is not a sleepy little boondock town at all. In fact is the biggest thing since deep fat fried oreos (which are actually amazing and will change your life... and unfortunately your waistline). They call the fourth of July festivities AMERICA'S FREEDOM FESTIVAL at Provo, and begin the celebration the Sunday before the fourth of July. Events include: a colonial fair, a gala, a freedom run, grand parade and Stadium of Fire. Although we were not able to participate in all of these events, we did make it to the parade. Which is a miracle since Provo city ordinance 9.14.220 states: "spectators may stake out their claim to a spot along University Avenue no earlier than July 3, 2009 at 3:00pm." Yes ladies and gentlemen, if you wanted to see the parade you had to get your running shoes on a whole 17 hours ahead of time, stake out some land, oh and sleep there overnight. I felt like I was in Oklahoma, in 1889, racing to find of the best piece of land to settle. BUT, luckily my sister had a spot reserved, so we bummed off of her and didn't sleep there overnight. Thanks Meghan!