Genes

My mother has some amazing gene that allows her to never gain a pound. The woman has weighed the same since baby 1, and that was 24 years ago. The most miraculous thing about this gene is that my mom NEVER works out. She just automatically looks awesome everyday of her life. Oh, and on top of that she eats tons of chocolate and NADA. Not a pound. Well, I was lucky enough to inherit this gene until yesterday. When it decided to fail terribly. Unfortunately, the constant chocolate-crave gene, which I also inherited from her, has not failed terribly. So I am stuck with a J. Lo booty and an unstoppable craving for chocolate. What's a girl to do? If you have any bright ideas let me know, I'll be eating my chocolate.